is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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