Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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