I can tuck mytits in my pants
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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