If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
We smell like vodka and hangover
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