i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I would fuck him just for his dog
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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