I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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