I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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