I'm gonna have a badass scar
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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