He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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