I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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