Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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