oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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