Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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