Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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