dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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