Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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