tell your sister to shave her snatch
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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