My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So vagazzling was a success
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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