Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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