At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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