ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
i think im in europe. pls send help
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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