He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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