you would pick up someone in the library
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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