dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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