I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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