Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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