This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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