miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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