Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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