get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
try to milk me bitch
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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