'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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