i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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