I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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