Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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