I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
you had me at cake vodka
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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