Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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