If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The ass gains better be worth it
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