I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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