Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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