you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head