Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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