Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
