only if we run a train.
done.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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