Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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