I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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