she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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