Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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