This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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