My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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