I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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