That's when you crack a 10am beer
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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