I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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