dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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