I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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