I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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