I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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